Universal pledge of allegiance: Paying homage to NBC

Universal Pledge of Allegiance

I pledge allegiance to the universe,

To little green men and the Republics of Zen,

To the black hole with no rabbit hole,

To the panderer and philanderer,

To the Assembly of Deceit,

To the fungus on the tree,

To the Globotomy of We.

(By Kay B. Day/June 21, 2011)