Global warming efforts spike prostitution, broken laws
Friday, May 29, 2009 at 9:13AM
Updated on Friday, May 29, 2009 at 10:21AM by
Kay B. Day, Editor
Lizards may enjoy increasing populations because of wind turbines. [Photo by Kay B. Day]In a tragicomedy of mishaps (or not), the global warming movement has raised revenue for some prostitutes and increased deaths of raptors like the golden eagle.
First the positive economic news: Politiken (Denmark) reported, “Copenhagen’s sex trade did brisk business during the recent business climate conference.” One prostitute told the paper politicians ”need to relax after a long day.” This phenomenon gives credence to our long standing theory that politics ranks alongside prostitution as our planet’s oldest profession. Thus if your partner or spouse attended the World Business Summit where Al Gore reigned supreme, you may want to ask a few sensitive questions and perhaps even set up a few medical tests.
In Great Britain, a man lost a legal battle over his wind turbine in White Horse District.
